Why is it that every image of an alien show a head that is roughly the shape of a guitar pick?

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How to be passive aggressive. [via]

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How to be passive aggressive. [via]

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How babies are born in Canada. [via]

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How babies are born in Canada. [via]

believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

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…I accept nothing! [via]

Boo Yah!

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…I accept nothing!

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Boo Yah!

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

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[maximoni]

I love sunbeams

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[maximoni]

I love sunbeams

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[thefreeb]

Yep. I’m doing this first opportunity I have.

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

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